October 24th, 2007

Chopperz Bierfest 2007

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Beer, beer lessons, beer brats, beer conversations, beer rankings. There is a theme here. Oct 21st kicked off what is likely to be a semi annual event for Chopperz. Bierfest 2007 celebrated all that was good about beer. The fest consisted of 10 beers to taste, which included some seasonal favorites, as well as some new Off the Rail beers brewed for Chopperz. The overall winner for flavor was the Chopperz Eclipse Chocolate Stout, which tasted so good, guests wanted to use it as ice cream topping. For folks that did not make it, we ranked beers on a 1-6 pack scale stolen from the gentlemen at www.frostygoodness.com. The ranking descriptions are funny and well worth a read and can be viewed here. The actual rankings are as follows

Chopperz Eclipse Stout- Chocolately-goodness pitch black in color. Too thick to be hanging out session beer, but tasty enough to be enjoyed daily. Eclipse is not syrupy sweet, but does have a nice thickness that clings to the glass. Ranked #1 (3.62)

Beer #2 skipped internationally until the last review

Rogue Santas Private Reserve- Soild tasting ale by Rogue. Just a touch of malty sweetness, with citrus hops, the kind that you now are there, but don’t kick you in the jaw. Ranked #3 (3.53)

Bridgeport Ebenezer Ale- Interestingly spiced beer and a nice sipping ale. The 6.4% is well hidden, but sneaks up like a Halloween ghost. Ranked #4 (3.46)

Full Sail Wassail- Big, full bodied and creamy smooth with a fruity, chocolate malt, and honey flavor. You can taste the alcohol and hops. Ranked #5 (3.31)
Deshutes Julbeale- A syrupy beer with nutty flavor. Little to no extra spicing. Mild hop flavor comes at the finish in a drying, slightly bitter floral taste. Ranked #6 (3.17)

Chopperz Smoke Hut Porter- Not an ridiculously flavored porter. It has enough roasty character to satisfy most dark beer lovers, yet is extremely drinkable for a darker beer. Tasted like a lighter version of the Eclipse Stout. Ranked #7 (2.86)

Off the Rail Belgium Wit- Given this was my first Wit, my taste buds were not sure what to expect. The flavor is an interesting mix of tart and spice. Most folks were not too pumped about this beer. Ranked #8 (2.71)

Pyramid SnoCap- One of the the most god awful beers ever tasted. Unanimously despised by almost every taster. Oxidized, skunked, bitter, rancid, were just a few of the descriptions written. Ranked #9 (2.5)

Surprise ranking of the year. #2 ranked beer was O’Douls Amber (3.6)- Surprisingly good. Caramel malts add flavor to the what is normally non-alcoholic swill. Definitely drinkable.

For the folks who asked the method/recipe for the brats were as follows

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Poke holes in brats with fork
Simmer brats in pot for 20 minutes with

3 chopped and caramelized onions
2 bottles of beer (I used Haymaker Extra Pale Ale)
4 Bay Leaves
2 splashes of liquid hickory smoke

Grill brats until golden brown, then place in crockpot with holding liquid until ready to eat

Holding Liquid
2 bottles of beer (I used Macs Amber)
4 Bay Leaves
2 Caramelized Onions
2 cans drained stewed tomatoes
3 Tablespoons dark brown sugar

Also requested, the recipe for Above the Rests Northwest IPA is below as well

6 pounds (2 cans) light malt extract syrup
1 pound munich malt grain (crushed)
1 pound 2-row pale malt grain (crushed)
2 ounces Centennial Hops (for bittering)
1 ounces Cascade Hops (for flavoring)
1 ounces Cascade Hops (for aroma)
1 teaspoon Irish Moss (for clarity)
1 tube Wyeast 1056 American Ale yeast
3/4 cup corn sugar for bottling
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September 7th, 2007

Halo 3 Release Party-Friday September 28 @ 8 PM

The much anticipated video game releases on Tuesday of this week.  Chopperz will have 8 Xbox 360s hooked up and ready for the over 21 crowd to enjoy the game before all the kids get a chance to beat up on us.  No entry fee, but you must RSVP and be over 21 to play.  You must also promise not to play the game until the release party, so everyone starts off on the same playing field.  If you can hold off playing the game until Friday, join us for some late night gaming.  Limited Availability, so email info@chophair.com or call us at 503.924.3133 to reserve your seat.

September 7th, 2007

Ultimate Fighting Championship Viewing Night-Saturday September 8 @ 6 PM

Hang out and enjoy the fights with other fans of mixed martial arts and combat sports.  The fight card looks amazing with Mirko Cro Cop fighting Chiek Kongo in a battle to see who is the best kickboxing striker.  Michael Bisping vs Matt Hamil in a match from contestants from last seasons Ultimate Fighter TV Show.  The main event is a historical match up to unify the light heavyweight belts from both Pride and the UFC.  Quinton Rampage Jackson, fresh off his knockout of Chuck Liddell will square off with Pride title holder Dan Henderson.   Chopperz will have 2  big screens tuned to the fights, with the other  plasma tuned to the  V-tech/LSU game.

September 7th, 2007

Chopperz VIP Appreciation Luau- Sunday September 2 @6PM

One last summer bash before the Oregon rain hits. Metro Tony is graciously hosting a special party for the VIPs at Chopperz, since our landlord did not like the thought of us digging a 6 foot deep pig roasting pit in front of Chopperz. The event will be held at Metro Tony’s house in Beaverton, just about 15 minutes from Chopperz. We will be roasting a 80 pounder local style in an imu, with some other traditional luau dishes being served as well. There will be two kegs, two buckets of jungle juice, and friends. It’s the day before Labor Day, so no excuses.

  3 guys to carry our dinnerBeer GogglesWe dub thee WilburFriends, Family, and FunMimi and Vero

April 4th, 2007

Guy Talk Spring 2007 Newsletter

Hi Gents,Welcome back to Chopperz- the NON Salon’s Spring ‘07 Newsletter. This issue is jammed pack with twice as much good content as the prior issue. This quarter we tackle:

1) Last minute tax tips to keep Uncle Sam out of our wallets
2) See if the new square head golf drivers can cure our wicked slice.
3) Find where the best sushi is in Portland (hint: not in Portland)
4) Find out how we can make our own booze at home
5) Read the review on the new Deschutes beer
6) Learn how to start getting into summer shape
7) See if the home real estate market is still zooming
8) Check out a new look for your noggin for spring
9) Read about Heaven on a golf course

As always, our goal is to provide relevant and interesting content that guys enjoy and not just a lame attempt at jamming your inbox with more advertising. Read the rest of this entry »

February 9th, 2007

Gamefest 2007

Chopperz – The NON-Salon has teamed up with Hollywood Entertainment and Rockstar Energy Drinks to present and celebrate their second anniversary event, Gamefest 2007 to benefit Doernbecher Children’s Hospital. The event will consist of a Halo 2 Xbox Tournament to be held on Saturday, January 27th at the Chopperz Tanabourne location in Hillsboro. Entry into the tournament can be a $25 entry fee or a donation of new or used games and consoles which will be delivered to the children’s hospital.

“The support from businesses like Chopperz is key to the success of Doernbecher Children’s Hospital. We feel honored to have been selected as the beneficiary of Gamefest 2007. The video games collected will provide hours of enjoyment for the patients treated at the hospital. Thank you for allowing us to be a part of this special event for the kids.” Tessa Reeves, Special Program Manager, Doernbecher Children’s Hospital Foundation.

The winner of the tournament will also receive over $1500 in prizes, including a complete Xbox 360 system from Hollywood Entertainment.

“Chopperz has always been focused on delivering a unique and fun experience. Community involvement has also been one of our cornerstone values. We saw this event as a perfect opportunity to support a great cause in Doernbechers, while providing a fun and modern twist to the typical staid fundraiser.“ Marco Sison, Founder and All Around Good Guy, Chopperz.

The event serves two purposes: one is to support an incredible organization in Doernbechers, the other is to celebrate Chopperz anniversary as the real guys choice for grooming.  We are entering our 2nd year delivering our revolutionary “total guest experience” for guys.  Instead of some chopshop or a frou-frou girlie salon, guys now have a real choice, where consistent quality cuts are meshed with an incredible guy oriented atmosphere.

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Gamefest 2007 Sat1/27 6 PM

For gamers 21 and over

Sponsored by Hollywood Video and Rockstar Energy Drinks

Join us for some HALO 2 on Saturday Jan 27th for a chance at $1500 in prizes. Registration starts at 6 PM, Gaming starts at 6:30 PM.

Entrance Fee of $25 OR donate your old Xbox 1, Playstation 2, or Gamecube to get a chance at the $1500 in prizes, including a spank’in new Xbox 360 console and game package.

Limited spots are available, so first come first serve.  Preregistration is recommended. Call 503-924-3133 and register with a credit card to hold your spot.

www.chophair.com for more info

 

January 9th, 2007

Chopperz has something cook’in

We are putting the final touches on a golly g-whiz super cool event. Prizes, TV, radio, and newspaper coverage. We are finalizing our partners and sponsors and clearing out some space for the humongous prize table. Stay tuned, details to finalize this week.

January 2nd, 2007

Happy New Year Portland, Oregon

I will make this short and sweet and start my official blogging later this week.  I’m going to make it my goal to post at least once per month and hopefully once per week.  I just want to ensure that we have adequate content, so I don’t waste your time.

We plan on this being a meaningful and relevant experience.  Check out the “about” section to understand were we want to take this.