To keep track of our headcount, all VIPs and guests must RSVP using PayPal below by 9/3. Paypal will charge $1 to your card, but Chopperz will refund the $1 immediately. VIPs will NOT be charge for you or your family (+1 fam).

Sunday Sept 6 (4pm to 7pm)

75 pounds of imu slow roasted kalua pork
Traditional Hawaiian and Chamorro fixings
Friends, Punch, and Beer Included

Luau will be hosted at Metro Tony’s House about 15 minutes from Chopperz.

5450 SW Murray Blvd Beaverton 97005 (directions from Chopperz to Metro’s House)

Payment for Luau Guests. VIP + 1 Family Free. Other Guests $10

Just Me $1.00 Me + Fam $1.00 Me + 1 $10.00 Me + 2 $20.00

Want to be a beer critic?
We will be sampling 10 different beers.  40oz of frosty goodness.  Your vote decides which beers Chopperz will carry.

Want to try some of Oregon’s smaller but tasty brews?
Laurelwood, Cascade Lakes, Hair of the Dog, Pelican, Ninkasi, and some other surprise breweries will be poured.

Want to eat bratwurst cooked in beer and grilled?
Stupid question.  Of course you do.

Join your friends at Chopperz in our 2nd annual celebration of all that is good about beer.  We have sampled dozens and dozens of Oregon’s microbrews (yeah, we love our job) to narrow down to 10 of the finest hop and yeast mixtures.  Most of the canidates are from smaller and lesser known breweries, so here is your chance to break free from the Bridgeport and Widmer duopoly.

The event is free for Chopperz VIPs.  Otherwise, tickets are $10, which covers 40 oz of frosty goodness, beer brats, and some suprise stuff (Dupree in a bikini is NOT one of them). 

You can save some cash if you book online before 11/14(tickets just $6).  I know what you’re saying “$6 for a forty and some sausage that is an amazing deal”, but wait…if you bring a friend who hasn’t been to Chopperz you can save even more.  Use your credit card through our secure account below to book now.  Click continue on the bottom of next page to bypass the Paypal sign up.

      

How many people you going with?

Just Me $6.00Me +1 New Chopperz Guest $10.00Me +2 New Chopperz Guests $12.00

Special thanks to Portland Picks For Men for hooking us up with some brew ideas.  For those that don’t know, check out Portland Picks For Men to learn the latest and greatest going on in Portland.

2) Good teams and great teams are separated by their bunt and bunt defense.

3) In most instances, don’t throw at the runner, throw at the base.  Throwing at the runner will almost always lead to a wild ricochet that leads to the other baserunners advancing.

We finally have a late game, so we will be out there early with a grill and cooler.  If you get hungry, bring something to throw on the grill.  For the folks in Hillsboro/Beaverton, we will be carpooling from Chopperz leaving Chopperz @ 5PM (we gotta ref the game prior).  Note however, that the carpool will likely by staying at the sponsor bar after the game.
We are at Overlook tomorrow Wed 7/2 against Beaverton’s Finest.

http://www.mapquest.com/mq/6-Pd*68OLg5yO*5aMc

See you all there.

Amici,

Marco…
Chopperz- NON Salon
Founder and All Around Good Guy
www.chophair.com
Portland’s #1 Ranked Barbershop
(see here, here, here, or here for details).

18 players for Mullet Hunters w/ 13 Rookies

We were beat 11-0 by the current #1 team in the division and that was after giving up 7 runs in the first inning of kickball we had ever played.  So we were beat 4-0 for the remainder of the game.  Not great, but we had baserunners in every inning and we still haven’t figured out that “bunt” thing.
We lost 6-3 to another team that is currently undefeated and beat another team by 7 runs a week earlier.
All in all, the veterans (Molly, Manvalanche, Erica, Varick, and Janina) have been great in giving us rookie pointers and how-tos.  Once we figure out the rules and line ups and how to base coach, we should undefeated or at least pretty competitive.
This weeks game is back at Hollyrood (FYI, that isn’t a misspelling) at 6:30 PM against the I’d Kick That

See you all there.

Amici,

Marco…
Chopperz- NON Salon
Founder and All Around Good Guy
www.chophair.com
Portland’s #1 Ranked Barbershop
(see here, here, here, or here for details).

After some batting practice we felt confident that we could launch the ball pretty well.  The first kink in our our confidence showed when we were introduced to the Crotch Chops and the man known as “the best pitcher in the league”.  Details need not be spent.  It is suffice to know that the Mullet Hunters were given baptism by fire and smoked 11-0.

However, next week is a new week and next game is a new slate.  We are now more experienced and better prepared (this time we have a cooler with a case of PBR).  Metro and I have been hitting the gym and doing exercises for leg strength.  We have seen Rocky I – VI and are ready.

Alright team, we are at Overlook Park in Portland,OR field 3 at 6:30

http://www.mapquest.com/mq/6-Pd*68OLg5yO*5aMc

Bring your game face.  We are up against Sofa King Crazy.  Also, welcome two team members into the fold:  Alex and Janina.
Amici,

Marco Sison…
Chopperz- NON Salon
Founder and All Around Good Guy
www.chophair.com

Post Contents:

Captain’s Meeting Thoughts
Ref volunteers needed
Schedule
Rules
T-shirts
Final Thoughts

Captain’s Meeting Thoughts:

Metro Tony and I went the first captains meeting last night.  3 things I noticed: 1 good, 1 great, and 1 bad.
Good- the captains meeting had well over 100 people and the crowd was having fun teasing each other and there was great friendly hassarment among teams that have played each other before.  The participants in this league are going to be really fun to play with.
Great- The league officials started ordering pitchers the moment they arrived, even before the meeting started.  Again these folks are going to be really fun to hang out with.
Bad- I had a couple captains tell me how great their first practice was and how good their rookies were.  I fielded a couple of requests to scrimmage with them before the season starts.  Practice??? Scrimmage???  We may be a little behind the curve against the more competitive teams.   

Refs Needed

Each team needs to provide refs.  I needs some volunteers to help.  You would ref a game immediately before or after our game at the same field, so it isn’t that big a deal.  Maybe 1 hour of your time.  Email if you could do me a solid.

Schedule

http://www.recesstimesports.com/pdf/rtsl_kb_schedule_wed_burnside_div.pdf

Our schedule is up and posted.  We are on the Wednesday Night Burnside Division.  The playoffs are Aug 15th and 16th.  The end of the season party will be on the 16th.

Rules

http://recesstimesports.com/pdf/kickball_rules.pdf

The rules are actually pretty elaborate.  I found out about stuff like encroachment, overthrows, and like that I never knew about.  You should spend 15 minutes reading them while sober to make sure that you are up to speed.  There is a rule stating that there must be a minimum of 4 girls on the field.  We currently have 4 lucky ladies on the roster, meaning if any of the ladies have to miss a game we are SOL.  So I am sending a shout out to the team to see if we can get 1 or 2 more girls to fill out the squad.  Check your friends, gal pals, girlfriends, wives, and SOs to see if they wanna play.

My favorite rule is 5.2.2 Jackass Card

The umpire may eject the player for the remainder of the game, ask him/her to leave the game for a “break”, or simply publicly humilate him/her by reminding the player that this is “just kickball”

T-Shirts

Only people who registered before May received t-shirts this time around.  That would be Clif, Jason, and Kevin.  The rest of us will be shirtless until the 3rd week of the season.

Final Thoughts

I’m looking forward to having a fun time.  Win or lose we are going to have a blast.  Once we figure out the drink policy, we’ll start lining up the apre, post, and whatever frenchie word means during activities.  Those who aren’t familar with Chopperz- NON Salon, welcome to Mullet Hunters and know that we get beer wholesale.

Our first game is 6 PM Wednesday 6/11 at Hollywood Field.  http://www.mapquest.com/mq/9-qP0za0xgA_ec

Given it’s our first game, I’ll be the brown skinned guy with a Mohawk walking around with a bewildered and confused look on his face.

Pics and details of the last VIP Appreciation Luau are here.

Regular season games will be after work either 6:30PM or 7:30PM Wednesdays from June 11th to Aug 13th at various fields in Portland. There will be a Post Season tournament and an end of the season party Sat Aug 16th.

Cost will be $55 (increases by $10 if you register after June 1st), which includes a brand spankin new team shirt. We are guaranteed at least 10 regular season games, plus the tournament, so less than $5 bucks per game. The team is Co-Ed, so feel free to sign up your girlfriends, wives, professional soccer players, etc.

Join the Mullet Hunters All Star Kickball Team by clicking the link below. Scroll to the bottom and click to register for WEDNESDAY NIGHT (not Thursday). Top right of the next page click on the “register now” button. Scroll to the bottom and type in our “secret code”
: chopperz. Typing chopperz into the text box let’s you into the double top secret Chopperz registration page.

FYI, the team shown won the summer league last year. Consider them the enemy.

click here to register

WHAT IS RECESSTIME KICKBALL?
We are Oregon’s original independent kickball league. We’ve been kicking balls and toasting frosty beverages since 2003. We have a huge passion for kickball and are eager to watch the game evolve each season. We are proud to host as many teams that want to play kickball and to grow in an inclusive manner just like we did in 5th grade, only this time, no one is the last one picked!

WHO PLAYS KICKBALL?
We’re a thriving group of players in Portland, Oregon who love kickball and want to spread the joy of our childhood passion with anyone who wants to share a field. We are of various ages (all over 21), professions, backgrounds and playing ability. We all share the love of kickball and good beer.