Guy Talk w/ Chopperz-the NON Salon

The 11 Mullet Hunter rookies knew they were going to be in for an awkward night when Manvalance and Legs (his girlfriend Erica named because she covers incredible amounts of ground in the outfield) walked up and asked if we wanted to warm up.  The dumbfounded look on everyone else’s collective face was “How do you warm up for kickball?”

After some batting practice we felt confident that we could launch the ball pretty well.  The first kink in our our confidence showed when we were introduced to the Crotch Chops and the man known as “the best pitcher in the league”.  Details need not be spent.  It is suffice to know that the Mullet Hunters were given baptism by fire and smoked 11-0.

However, next week is a new week and next game is a new slate.  We are now more experienced and better prepared (this time we have a cooler with a case of PBR).  Metro and I have been hitting the gym and doing exercises for leg strength.  We have seen Rocky I – VI and are ready.

Alright team, we are at Overlook Park in Portland,OR field 3 at 6:30

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Bring your game face.  We are up against Sofa King Crazy.  Also, welcome two team members into the fold:  Alex and Janina.
Amici,

Marco Sison…
Chopperz- NON Salon
Founder and All Around Good Guy
www.chophair.com